Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Gentlemen on the verge of a nervous breakdown

A guilty plea for assault, a hate crime and an attack on a corrections officer from Calvin Lockner, accused of a racially motivated attack on a septuagenarian fisherman last year. Enjoy what may be one of your last quotes from Jessamy's Deputy Division Chief of Communications & Governmental Affairs, Joe Sviatko (who is not an attorney, WBAL fact checkers): "It's safe to say that this is a plea agreement that we feel really good about because were going to get this person off the streets for 31 years."
We'll miss you Joe!

A new commander for the sex offense unit, one who "doesn't have experience with sex offense investigations," but "officials believe that may be a plus given the past problems in the unit." heh heh, sex unit.

HoCo police will buy 7 pairs of Blucher mocs for whomever finds the "Preppy Burglar".
UPDATE! He was nabbed and named as Jeremy Matthew Hall, 30, and Fenton & Hermann are "doing some background checking to see who this man is what he does for a living." Yes, do tell!

3 comments:

The Baltimore Cynic said...

I sincerely hope it isn't the last time we hear from Joe. He's a good guy, and Bernstein would be wise to keep him on board.

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, Black Panthers outside of a Philly polling place will not be prosecuted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_LyOrpDtm4

Heaven forbid that "white panthers" would deter black folks from voting. The racist Attorney General, Eric Holder, would throw the book at him.

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