UPDATE: The deuce reports an off-duty officer shot a guy, and insinuates guy tried to rob the officer as he pitched woo to his girlfriend in a parked car. But things in this town seldom turn out to be how they seem at first, do they?
ps. love this Google maps picture of city workers relaxing next to a pothole
El Dooce also reports that a thief is targeting gym lockers throughout the state. Says somebody, "We take the safety of our members very why we have all of the cameras installed throughout the parking and within the gym and makes sure that its well light and we patrol it pretty often."
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Considering that 83% of Baltimore Police officers live outside the city limits, and that most people don't spend an inordinate amount of time conversing in a parked car with their loved ones, you just know that if the Baltimore City Police Department actually wants to delve into this fictional concoction the truth will be juicy.
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