Thursday, December 1, 2011

#BlackMan'sRights??

Good Jeebuz! Three men were arrested last night after a four-hour, two-county crime spree that involved 12 victims, including a man stripped naked, another man shot in the eye and the leg, and a wrecked Lincoln Continental.

A third murder at Perkins Hospital? Really?

The prosecution rested yesterday in the robo-call case, after Julius Henson's employee Rhonda Russell, who recorded the "relax, everything's fine" message, offered the lamest excuses ev. er., testifying that the calls were "reverse psychology ... I was told this call would stimulate whoever wanted to vote for Mr. Ehrlich." Never mind that the calls went only to Democrats or that Russell's notes included the phrase "suppress turnout in black communities." Not every member of the black community is horrified by this, though. Wrote Mr. Hassan MrPolitics Giordano on the Facebooks, "First their aim was at Julius (Henson), and still is quite frankly; now they're looking 2 hang Frank Conaway?! I guess an outspoken black man who doesn't have 2 rely on them 2 gain fortune & fame better learn their place huh?! SMDH...#BlackMan'sRights??"

Speaking of, the Sun has posted the police report from the Conaway/Meister kerfuffle... oh my, not very flattering to either one of them! The report says Adam Scott attempted a karate kick, and Frank Melvin was indeed on the sidewalk with his gun. Oh, my.

Stephanie Lynn Schwab, the "Blonde Bandit," the Thanksgiving carjacker, the potato-chinned MS-13 mom, was nabbed on the D.C. beltway after robbing a bank in McLean, VA.

More good news: Fenton tweets that November ended with "only" 10 homicides: the lowest level in 40 years. A man who allegedly home-invaded the elderly in Pikesville has been arrested. So relax. Everything is fine. The only thing left is to watch it on TV tonight. Congratulations, and thank you.

5 comments:

EastCoastMatt said...

here's the direct link to the police report instead of it being imbedded.

it's just a PDF. if you don't have the plugin, i'm guessing it'll ask you to just save it:

http://www.baltimoresun.com/media/acrobat/2011-12/66439294.pdf

Maurice Bradbury said...

I got it, thank you!
wow, they are both nuts!

ppatin said...

mj: You're confusing the Perkins Homes and the Perkins psychiatric hospital. The latter is MD's maximum security hospital for the criminally insane. The Perkins Homes are a housing project in Southeast Baltimore between Little Italy and Fells Point (and arguably also a home for the criminally insane.)

Maurice Bradbury said...

duh, thanks.

Cham said...

Police reports are what the police feel is in their best interest to write. They often have nothing to do with what actually happened.

We have what Frank said, Adam said and the police said. All I am sure of is that Adam and Frank had a discussion somewhere along Liberty Heights Avenue in the middle of a day.