Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Local Drunk Driver Makes Good

Michael Phelps has become the Olympic-medal-winningest Marylander busted for DUI!

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  1. Nope, MJB, not at all. First of all, first and second DWIs are misdemeanors, I believe. Second, he got a PBJ, which is not a conviction. Thus, 1)not a felon, and 2)not a convict.

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  2. ...and I couldn't find it in the MD judiciary, which may mean it was expunged (more than 3 years has passed, and his probationary period was only 18 months).

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  3. Wow, Murder Ink shows a busy week, little of which made it into the Sun...guess the Sun only has bandwidth for cult murders these days. http://www.citypaper.com/news/story.asp?id=16152

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  4. ok, ok.... but it was such a good headline!!

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  5. It WAS a great headline... "Local Drunk Driver Makes Good" is pretty nifty, too.

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  6. I read that boy eats 12000 calories a day. He must get mighty thirsty.

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