Don't forget to take the new poll (you may have to scrool to the bottom of the page if you're using Explorer), and to vote in the CP's BOBs (in case you're trying to remember for the "best scandal" category the PSC member who solicited 'ho Valerie Fletcher and released a letter blaming his acts on "ED" was named Charles R. Boutin).
*Other than that I'm back in America
... Other News
Darien Lawson, age 7, is back home after being >stabbed by another 7-year-old on a playground in Essex.
Some asshole in a dark SUV with Denali rims and a red-eyed skull sticker ran over teenager Lia Longhofer and her dog.
Billy Wells: high school student, basketball player, wholesale coke dealer.
Ex-from-hell Stephen Kokinakos of BaltoCo has defied a court order and kidnapped his three sons.
Why does Loyola College keep letting nutjobs into its grad programs? Former student Garrett Alder is charged with three counts of attempted murder, arson and stalking after harassing a professor, setting his house on fire and lurking in the woods. (The 25-year-old Connecticutian was quickly located by a Belgian Malawa. WTF that is.)
Marc Munford of Randallstown got 33 Federal months for harboring wanted bank robber Kendall Alexander Sr.
As if the Senate race wasn't weird enough, Russell Simmons went all the way from NY to Laurel to endorse Michael Steele.
Maryland teacher Ali Asad Chandia got 15 years for helping to ship 50,000 paintball pellets to Kashmir.
No matter how bad things get, sloppy cops may still be better than the well-organized ones of Bobo Freedom City, Beijing.
Airports and airlines everywhere went insane yesterday ... there was also a "mystery package" scare at De Gaulle, which closed the closed the airport and prevented trains or shuttles from coming in or going out for more than an hour.