The 
Morgan State student shot to death Monday (previously known as No. 230) has been identified as Richard Asare, 24, of Montgomery County.
Marvin Jordan, twice-escaped convict recently re-captured by police in South Carolina, became unescaped when "an alert jail guard noticed the glasses had been taped up and found the [handcuff] key."  
An 
attempted child-napping of a 7th grader in the county averted earlier this month makes the news ... two weeks later.  Really, though, shouldn't anyone driving around a school with no shirt on be considered predatory?    
A shooting in Hazz - erm, Harford - County involving Aberdeen police and an AWOL Army soldier who started waving a gun around.  What's with all the 
crazy soldiers lately?  
I guess it's ... 
something.  Right?  
Eduardo Raul Morales-Soriano pleaded guilty to his involvement in the alcohol-related crash that killed a Marine corporal and his date last Thanksgiving.  
Oh, well, 
maybe closing these loopholes might be a start, right?  Since, y'know, allowing murderers and other violent predatory types to wander free so you can make a few extra bucks is, um, pretty fucking low, yeah? 
Muy Loco?  No guno!  Something tells me the criminal element will continue to find firepower, however.
LATEDATE:
"
All charges dropped" against the Oh-Cee lady with all the dead fetuses in her yard.
It's all a fun game of innocent, harmless (snortle) pranks ... until the po-po decide you're going to 
foot the bill.
Last -- certainly not least!  True irony has to be a john posting on a website dedicated to swapping stories and info of streetwalkers 'I say to the citizens of Baltimore City Lk 23:34 "forgive them, they know not what they do"' regarding the morality of Baltimore City.  Um.  Look in a mirror much?  If I were a vice-cop, I'd be trolling through this 
website to hunt johns coming into the city for a little action.  It's a quality of life issue and, I suppose, a minor one compared to the murder rate, but if there's one thing certain, it's that Baltimore could use some improvement in its "quality of life." C'mon johns, really: Lefty Lisa and Righty Rosie are safer and cheaper than streetwalkers.  Plus, LL & RR come with those great gifts of "no need for a get out of jail" *or!* "How do I explain to my wife how she got six STDs?" cards.