Damn. A guy takes a coupl'a days off from reading the news, and he comes back to find the air filled with more bullets than mosquitoes. So here's what I can put together. It's a bit repetitive from what MJB already posted, but for what y'all pay me, you can suck it up and deal with reading the same link twice. So there.

(
Colin of Spotcrime.com has helpfully mapped all of those shootings, see right -- MJB)
On Friday night, we had
nine shootings in less than five hours. Two of those were fatal.
On Saturday morning, some dude was found on Hamilton Ave. with a bullet hole somewhere in his body. He's not being called a murder victim yet.
A few hours before that, a robber
shot himself in the leg as he was trying to rob someone in the 400 block of E. 33rd St. (Heh. That's pretty funny, actually. Too bad more of our robbers don't do that.)
Early Sunday morning, a
man and woman were shot after a fight at the Rush Hour Bar & Grill on Liberty Rd., and police are seeking someone who looks like something.
Father's Day
went to shit yesterday when papa went all
Marvin Gaye Sr. on his
growed-up boy in Carney.
Early this morning,
a man was shot twice in the 3000 block of Denison St. near Lake Ashburton. He's being treated at Sinai, in case you want to send flowers or a little cuddly teddy bear or something.
Okay, I think that takes care of the shootings. On to other news.
Naham Perry, a cop at University of Maryland Eastern Shore, has been charged with
getting his perv on with a 15-year-old girl. It's the second time he's been charged with being unable to control himself around young teenage girls.
Two
cold cases in Baltimore County were ruled as homicides. One case involves the strangulation of 18-year-old Joyce Rein in 1975, and the other is for the strangulation of 23-year-old Natalie Williams in 1982. Both women can be linked to convicted murderer Harold Houndshell, who would be charged in their deaths if he hadn't died in 1999.
More on the HoCo PD shooting in Jessup in April, including the fact that the second teen who was shot also
might not be charged with any criminal activity.
If they
shut down vital bus lines in AAC because they're too violent, can they just shut down the entire city of Baltimore for the same reason?
Two baggage handlers for AirTran at BWI have been charged with
stealing people's luggage.
Sad: An investigation into the death of Jarrell Gray of Frederick found that
he was not wearing a hearing aid when he was Tasered for not following the commands of a sheriff’s deputy.
This just in: eating at
lyin'-ass Applebee's will make you 6% fatter than you'd planned on being.