Friday, April 27, 2007

Stat of the Day

The unbeLIEvable manpower shortage downtown has sunk the city to a new state of anarchy!
The director of the Crime Lab, Ed Koch(!) says the city has about 900 900 guns "stacked up in carts" awaiting ballistics examinations.

The good news: in as few as three to seven years of training, you too could be making more than six figures as a gun examiner!
(Thanks Galt!)


burgersub said...

hmm, the sun's web development team seems to have forgotten to put today's edition up on the website...

John Galt said...

Shootings are up, and (contrary to what the Police Commissioner tells you) good people are scared.