Thursday, December 27, 2007

December 27

A man was fatally shot yesterday in the 1700 block of N. Dallas St. (Copy editors at the Sun are apparently on vacation this week: "where he was died during surgery...")

Jason Milton Allen was ID'd as the man who was fatally shot in the 2300 block of Druid Hill Ave. on Friday night.

In MoCo, recent Marine recruit David Winters claimed a bunch of scary men attacked him and his father. Police didn't buy the story, and charged Winters with killing his dad.

Five non-fatal (so far) city shootings were reported in this morning's Sun, including a 24-year-old woman who was driving with her family on Orleans St. by Hopkins early on Christmas morning, and a 19-year-old man who was carrying a pistol and some crack when he got a bullet lodged in his skull and flipped his car. Sucks to be him.

A delivery driver was shot and robbed in Glen Burnie last night.

A 55-year-old inmate at Jessup was stabbed and taken to Shock Trauma. No word yet on whether or not he was able to escape from the hospital.

If you live in an upstairs apartment, it's probably best if you don't shoot randomly through your floor.

Rodney wishes he'd stopped bitchin'.

Project EXILE charged 18 people with federal gun offenses in December, including Rodney's poor, victimized friend Akiba.

One of Sheila D.'s minions said yesterday's bus shooting was unacceptable, because "we need for (public transit) to be reliable and safe." Huh. Obviously these people don't ride the bus.

Oh, hey... look at that. A 17-year-old girl and her 8-year-old brother were robbed at gunpoint while waiting for an MTA bus. Reliable and safe, my ass.

The zoo is safe, as long as you don't take the bus to get there.

Beware of phony cops who call and ask for credit card info on your customers.

Okay, somebody has to know what happened on Christmas night on the corner of S. Broadway and E. Pratt. We Baltimore Crimers slave over hot computers day and night for you, so the least you could do is fill in a missing gap here and there. Or don't. We don't really care anyway. Whatever. (Uh-oh. All the passive-aggressive family holiday fun is spilling over.)

3 comments:

HoCoJoe said...

The Po-Po should have left that poor tiger alone. There was no need for them to go shooting. It wasn't like he had a gun or anything. Why didn't they use pepper spray or something. They was looking for an excuse. After all those 3 got what they deserved. They was disrespecting the tiger, and a tiger has to do what a tiger has to do. So don't you be disrespecting the tiger.

The Cybrarian said...

That Rodney Bethea thing is a hoot.

"Bethea and Johnson say what they’re doing is no different from HBO’s “The Wire” show.

“If I was white, they’d be giving me awards."

What they lack in talent they make up for in chutzpah!

Speaking of I saw the preview show for "The Wire" on HBO last night. David Simon groused about bloggers: "they don't have any costs, all they can provide is commentary..."

taotechuck said...

David, hon, we can provide much more than commentary. We can provide incorrect "facts," idiotic assessments, stupidity, ignorant ranting, polarizing partisan blathering, and judgmental bullshit. Don't sell us short just because you're jealous.