Sunday, March 30, 2008

March 30

Today, I'm bored out of my skull we have a special haiku edition of Baltimore Crime

Pervy officer
touches the young spring blossom
bad touch, cousin cop

Levi Peterson
sold dirty pre-teen pictures
bastard copped a plea

Middle-aged man
flees cops, swallows drug baggie
Darwin strikes again

Ronald Calhoun charged
points gun at woman, Sun staff
The Alameda

Sweet flower of love
How much for that sweet booty
in Ellicott City?

Sixty-eight riots
still ripple forward today
our Baltimore "B"


ppatin said...

Triple murder at the Inner Harbor Marriot.

I hope the killer gets the death penalty. The victims in this case are 6, 4, and 2. Fucking repulsive.

Maurice Bradbury said...

hauntingly beautiful.
The haiku that is.

Anonymous said...

That was beautiful and hilarious.... in an "You're bad for laughing and you will go to hell" kind of way.