Monday, April 7, 2008

Afternoon

The man who was shot on McElderry St. last night died. It's still unclear whether he was shot by police or by a disappearing gunfighter.

A 17-year-old may be paralyzed after he became a hit-and-run victim while crossing McClean Blvd. in a crosswalk last Tuesday night. Police are looking for information about a U-Haul whose occupants stopped to eat at the McDonald's on McClean Rd. and Perring Pkwy. in Parkville around 8:30 p.m. on Tuesday April 1. The U-Haul says "Illinois" and has a picture of a really freaky looking creature called a Tully Monster on the side.

Let's see if I understand this. Guy #1 got murdered, and alleged murderer #1 went to jail. But then witness #1 got murdered along with guy #2 by alleged murderers #2 and #3. Without witness #1, alleged murderer #1 got released because there wasn't enough evidence against him. Meanwhile, alleged murderer #2 went to jail, while alleged murderer #3 couldn't be found. But there's not enough evidence against alleged murderer #2 to indict him, so today he was set free. So, guy #1, witness #1, and guy #2 are all dead, and nobody's in jail. Sweet.

Sarah Kreager pleaded guilty to one count of attempted drug distribution.

7 comments:

MJB said...

Did Sarah Kreager have a facelift or something?

MJB said...

That third item is like an LSAT question!

taotechuck said...

She is looking F-I-N-E, I tell ya. I would totally buy my illegal prescription drugs from her. Rowr!

ppatin said...

The HoCo Po-Po accidentally shot two teenagers. Both are expected to survive.

Bmore said...

how do you accidentally shoot 2 teens? smells like......

Stephen said...

... smells like his gun went off accidentally in an altercation?

Bmore said...

...smells like he capped 2 teens..