Police are also looking for a man by the name of Reds. He's a red-headed white dude who hangs in Highlandtown and runs down motorcyclists in Dundalk when he's not busy selling CDs.
So, if you see a kid on a bike and a red-headed white dude, jump out of your car and tell the redhead to get behind the wheel. Then run over to the kid on the bike and make sure he's still got his gun. Once you're done with that, you should be able to time it so the kid on the bike shoots the white dude just before the car runs into the bike. Kid on bike: 0; Reds: 0; City of Baltimore: 2.
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Charles Village rapist arrested. Sorry, alleged rapist. Um... here his rap sheet:
4B01857916 Humbert, Marlow Mr 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 1400 North Ave. CR Closed 01/17/2007
00493573B3 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 1400 North Ave. CR Closed 03/25/1994
1B01555870 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 700 Patapsco Ave. CR Closed 09/25/2003
1B01555870 Humbert, Marlow Defendant Baltimore City District Court 700 Patapsco Ave. CR Closed 09/25/2003
1B01944153 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 5800 Wabash Ave CR ACTIVE 05/09/2008
207106006 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City Circuit Court Criminal Closed 04/16/2007
207106007 Humbert, Marlow Co-Defendant Baltimore City Circuit Court Criminal Closed 04/16/2007
24D98292001 Humbert, Marlow Defendant Baltimore City Circuit Court Domestic Violence Closed/Inactive 10/19/1998 CAROLYN RUFFIN VS MARLOW HUMBERT DV4206
4B00113103 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 5800 Wabash Ave CR Closed 02/21/1996
6B00317442 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 1400 North Ave. CR Closed 09/08/1999
6B00333717 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 1400 North Ave. CR Closed 10/16/1998
6B01586612 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City District Court 700 Patapsco Ave. CR Closed 01/04/2004
899299011 Humbert, Marlow 09/1963 Defendant Baltimore City Circuit Court Criminal Closed 10/26/1999
Armed robbery, concealed weapons, several assaults, domestic violence, CDS, etc. Thank God he wasn't locked up or anything...
This is what happens when a society becomes too pussified to properly punish criminals.
A nice little record; he's almost been to court as much as I have!
Well, gee, to paraphrase Marietta English, the teacher union's president, this guy is in a crisis: he needs some counseling.
And, as Mr. Devore, head of DJS said, perhaps the police staff dealing with him need some training to defuse the situations he is in.
Do you think we could hire him for our Ceasefire program as an Interrupter? Perhaps pair him with Nakita?
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