Oh, but don't worry. Those of you who make it to longer ages may have plenty of things to worry about as well.
Such as little dears who can't be controlled even in jail, and will one day be placed back into our society.
Or the people who should be in jail but aren't... and can't be bothered to even mow their lawn.
Or being shot at because of a beef, burgled, or having the hell beaten out of you for no apparent reason.
Or, if you're a prostitute, being beaten within an inch of your life by some jack the ripper fan. Or, alternatively, being the husband of a prostitute and having to deal with this crap.
All of this news makes me think of one thing: