Monday, June 22, 2009

Settled

A federal discrimination lawsuit filed by Sergeant Louis Hopson against the BPD has been settled for $2.5. million. As part of the settlement police will have to hire a special civil rights consultant.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That 2.5 million will fix the BPD.

MJB said...

Civil rights consultant-- how do you get THAT gig?

ppatin said...

Being friends with someone important, since qualifications are obviously completely unnecessary for such a job.

Cham said...

A civil rights consultant is going to be a guy who has either contributed heavily to someone's reelection campaign or has successfully gotten other people to contribute heavily to someone's reelection campaign. The job will require spending several weeks at civil rights seminars in the Caribbean and some training sessions in Maui. When not at a seminar or training the consultant will be warming a bar stool in Pigtown. The compensation will be competitive with those in its class and includes full health care and retirement after 20 package. Those that actually want to make the world a better place need not apply. Special consideration will be given to applicants with access to untraceable Best Buy gift certificates.

Baltimore_Yeti said...

Cham-you are so right. I couldn't have said it better myself.

ThomasPaine said...

They laughed when they murdered Larry Hubbard.
They laughed when they murdered Robert Clay.
They laughed when they murdered Kevin Cooper.
They laughed when they murdered Joseph Forest.
They laughed when they murdered Edward Lamont Hunt.
They laughed when Jemini Jones got away with multiple rapes.
They laughed when William Welch got away with rape and pedophilia.
They laughed when Rohan Mays got away with rape and pedophilia.
They laughed when Troy Gee got away with raping his pre-teen relatives.
THIS IS ONLY A DROP IN THE BUCKET. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY RAPE. THEY MURDER. THEY LIE. THEY STEAL. THEY ARE THE BSP- THE BALTIMORE SECRET P.O.L.I.C.E. (PIGS OFFENDING LIVES and ISOLATING COMMUNITIES for EXECUTION)