Thursday, May 24, 2012

Missing teen found

New rule: if you make the public look for a missing teenager, you have to tell the public where she was
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah. WTF? Was she staying at her boyfriends house? Was she kidnapped? Come on.

Fri May 25, 10:48:00 AM EDT
TAB said...

From what I could make of it, she was less "missing" and more "going on a week-long party bender with her adult boyfriend."

Fri May 25, 03:09:00 PM EDT
Cham said...

Ahem, the key to what little Brooke might have been up to was in this sentence:

Brooke was found around 9:30 p.m. May 23 on Reisterstown Road near the Baltimore City line

That's Slade Avenue. Last time I walked down Reisterstown Road in that area I could have picked up a few quick dollars myself, I had plenty of offers. There were friendly Latino men everywhere. (Or maybe they just really wanted to give me a ride, I couldn't tell)

The real question here is when Brooke Amanda takes off again next week with a different assortment of face hardware and a new hair color are they going to make us go looking for her again?

Fri May 25, 04:19:00 PM EDT

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