Friday, September 5, 2008

Sperm-Soaked Chihuahuas

... wouldn't commit these kinds of crimes!!

Buried in the Blotter: "A man, 30, was attempting to prevent a gunman from entering his home in the first block of W. 23rd St. about 3 a.m. Wednesday when he was shot in the upper body."
... also, a 13-year-old robbed of shoes and a man robbed of pain pills.

Bmore's making efforts to reduce 911's call volume

A very unusual street robbery in Homeland.

A drive-thru stabbing at the Popeye's chicken in Cockeysville

Cons escape in Queen Anne's County. The bald one is still on the loose.

Wacky: the Iranian government is suing a Baltimore company for damaging $50 million worth of military supplies that were being stored here.

Legislators put new DNA collection regulations on hold

News of the Pervy:
- Touchy teacher Alan Beier will stay in jail in spite of being a target of attacks
- 'Publican pederast and former "Big Brother" Robert McKee is expected to plead guilty to child porn charges.

3 comments:

ppatin said...

It would be really delightful if Robert McKee was a loudmouth, sanctimonious "family values" Republican.

Sean said...

Wow. I'm just... wow, I'm speechless. I can't begin to say what an honor it is to have had "Sperm-Soaked Chihuahuas" chosen as the obscene, corporate news feed-busting headline. What can I say? Like the rectums of those chihuahuas, I'm touched and deeply moved. Woah, whoops, didn't mean that last part...

Too much?

I am so wise said...

Guys, what will you do when the Sun say, blocks links to the in retaliation? After all, you guys are basically a feed of their crime news.