The world famous Maryland cannibal Alexander Kinyua has been indicted for his crimes, and then promptly
moved to a mental facility for a complete mental evaluation.*
Police are hoping the public
can identify three men who took part in a brazen armed robbery of the McDonalds at 5100 York Road.
The latest in a series of federal infiltrations of robbery crews ended in gunfire, but the feds had all the reason to be jumpy since said robbery crew had
planned on killing the federal agent who was posing a member of the group.
The cases just keep piling on. Another person got jacked after responding to a bogus Craigslist ad. Although unlike past cases,
this one was for a non-existent car.
North Baltimore was ripe with violence these last few days. A fella got shot in the arm
for seemingly no reason in the
600 block of East 36th Street, while another guy got cut up over in the 1000 block of West 36th St.
The one-time chief of the Baltimore State's Attorney's office's gun unit got busted carrying his own illegal gun. Apparently he was going to meet a client and do what I can only assume is some
intense lobbying.*
A fire on Eastbourne Ave.
claimed the life of a man, his pet dog, and ten cats.
Sweet neck-tat having Joseph Viars (Pictured Right),
escaped from a work detail yesterday. Police are currently ISO Viars, but if you ask me, the first place I would check is Crystals house...
Perry Hall resident Rodney Hailey is facing a long stretch in the federal clink after selling over
$9 million worth of sham energy credits.
I'm nearly tearing up... soon to be former commish Bealefeld went on his
final citizens on patrol walk.
Officials are cracking down on speakeasy-esq taverns throughout the city. All told 128 different businesses face the wrath of city health officials.
Friends of 17-year-old Christopher Brown, who was asphyxiated by an off duty county police officer in the aftermath of a bout of teenage tomfoolery, are adamant that Brown didn't actually throw the rock that caused officer James D. Laboard to go ballistic.*
What's family for... Not so wee-nephew Seamus Coyle
got life in prison for orchestrating the meet between Karla Porter and hit-man Walter Bishop Jr., a meet that culminated in the planning and eventual murder of Porter's husband William Porter.
A traveling crime duo, a modern Clyde and Clyde if you will,
were busted for committing a string of burglaries and robberies. 18-year-old Davon Alexander Jones and 34-year-old Sylvester Joseph Johnson face a multitude of charges in both Baltimore and Howard County.
Gotta pay those taxes. Chung K. Choi, 47, t
he owner of Frankford Garden Liquors got 18 months in the federal pen after sneaking away some $745,000 without letting the IRS know.
Let's pray he's not the father... Racist slimebag Christopher Michael Gelston, 30,
threatened and pointed a gun at a woman in a dispute over a paterity test. Gelston faces a bevy of charges related to the baby mama drama.
Yahh... that's not suspicious. Gary Giordano, the man whose gal pal
mysteriously disappeared in Aruba, is now trying to cash in on the $3.5 million insurance policy
he took out on her before the trip.
Thanks to DNA, Texas jail inmate David Martinez, 30,
has been charged with a 2003 Silver Spring rape.
Finally,
two men were charge with robbing and assaulting a Towson busker. A beef over stolen street corners led to Tony Lyde, 43 (Pictured Right), and Reginald Johnny Bonaparte Jr., 32, robbing a guitar playing busker.
This story hits a little close to home because I'm very familiar with Tony Lyde, (Not so affectionately nicknamed Turtle) He's a fairly prominent local vagrant, due in part to his large size and booming voice. I had the "pleasure" of interviewing Mr. Lyde once. I learned a multitude of things, including that (and these are his words) his "father murdered a man once, but got away with it and moved to New York, where he happily lives with his new family." Of course the last time I saw him, he and his entourage had been getting a bit more aggressive with their panhandling techniques, so it was only a matter of time before something like this occurred.