Big fat sexual predator Shawn Nolan,* who worked at Hazelwood Elementary/Middle and insperminated a 15-year-old "won trust of parents and students," convinced everyone he was a doctor when he was, in fact, a hall monitor. Buck-passing ensued.
Justin George (the
Bible-Tweety Justin) writes about the Warrant Apprehension Task Force, notes that
the city does indeed have 50,000 open warrants* at a given time and has arrested 291 people so far this year (wait, is there a zero missing there?), at the top of the list the "most dangerous and accessible targets."
Today in BaltoSpectator news, Ian Duncan ("
the only reporter who's listened to Monday's hearing," sniffed Fenton à Twitter) drops the nugget that MacArthur was
committed for a competency evaluation* (which I believe he's copped to in the past, said it was the result of a false domestic-violence accusation from a vindictive paramour).
The local authorities are ISO Travis Lee Wildes, a
prisoner who walked off a work detail and who should be relatively easy to find given the
humungous flaming skull etched over his gullet.
Same-sex marriage licenses start getting issued today down at 628 Mitchell-- good Lord, Frank Conaway is not only going to have to do work, but work on behalf of gay people--ass-draggery shall achieve new pinnacles of excellence. (Actually, expect that tomorrow, after the reporters leave... nobody wants to make a bitchface on teevee.) I swear I just heard
Adam Meister cackling.
Down at the City Council, MPC
introduced a bill to ban cell phone towers on schools and rec centers. I can dig it.
Down at the 4th in Richmond, a re-hearing of the
crisis pregnancy center case. New York has a
similar law that is similarly on hold as of July 2011.