Curse you, Bealefeld, and your almost crime-free news days. Fortunately, I forgot to link to the Ink yesterday, so you murder junkies can get your fix with
five homicides over the past week. Of particular interest to those of you who love to bandy about accusations of racism, a black man and a white man were shot outside the convenience store on Garrison Blvd. last Saturday, but only the black man died. Conspiracy???
Nicholas Browning kills like a man, but will he get
tried like a little boy?
MTA regulars say our buses are
hardly safe and reliable. "Sometimes kids get on the bus and your heart is pounding. ... You better keep quiet or you're going to get slammed. You pray to get off safe."
You gotta love a city where a burglary at "Tiffany Hair & Gift Shop" results in
30 stolen cartons of cigarettes. Next time I need some tequila, I'm hitting my local barber shop.
Now why in the world would Mayor Moyer think
a curfew could be enforced when the current laws aren't adequately enforced? (All sarcasm aside, I'm actually glad to see she's looking at possible ways to curtail violence in her city's public housing. Besides, the quotes from the article suggest she's not a total imbecile. Thoughts?)
Actually, Mayor Moyer might want to consider
building on this strategy: "An Annapolis man went to the hospital early Tuesday morning after trying twice to buy drugs in different areas and getting beaten up both times."
Carroll County school board cracker Jeffrey Morse
used a naughty word. To his credit, he took full responsibility. To the
Sun's discredit, this article got about 10 times more words than most murder victims get. (And to the
Sun's credit, they've gotten much more thorough in their coverage since we've stopped killing each other so often.)
In really cool news that has nothing to do with crime, a
290-pound baby boy was born at the zoo last night.