Michael S. Falls was
arrested and charged with killing his 63-year-old girlfriend, Josephine House, in her N. Port St. home on Tuesday.
The
body of 18-year-old Steven Parrish was found at a Baltimore County cemetery.
Police have no motive or suspects in the murder.
21-year-old Christen Hawkins'
beaten body was found behind a pool in Laurel.
Shannon Dudley is the guy who got stabbed at a bus stop on Charles and Baltimore on Tuesday night. It sounds like his only crime was
waiting for the bus. Safe and reliable, baby,
safe and reliable.
There's a
whole lotta shootin' goin' on. And stabbin', and carjackin', and other assorted
misbehavin', too! (WMAR's got
video about the police shooting in the Southeastern.)
Shawn Lee Gray says
'Reds' was driving the car that hit and killed a Dundalk biker, but
police say Shawn's a liar.
Damn. The
Examiner isn't pulling any punches with this one: "Man accused of raping teen sentenced to 20 years - Not even her mother believed she was raped."
1.5 years for kiddie porn? Is Balto County getting soft on pervs?
The
Frednecks don't put up with kiddie porn, though: Larry Cordell got 25 years for "making videos of sex acts with boys and distributing them through the Internet and elsewhere." This is his second conviction for child sex abuse. I can't even put in writing what I hope happens to his ass in prison, but let's just say it involves lit firecrackers and watermelons.
In HoCo, a kid was
gonna bring a gun to school, but then he played hookie instead. In almost equally exciting news, I was gonna vacuum my house last night, but then I talked to one of my friends on the phone instead.
Crackheads and stockbrokers alike reported great excitement at the headline "Clean Air Act means healthier coke production." Then they
read the story and didn't care.
There were probably some sort of fancy schmancy shenanigans going on with the
sale of the Paramount Hotel on N. Howard St., but even after reading the article, I don't understand what the hell any of it means. White collar crime is, like, totally hard.