We all know that dropping out of school in Baltimore is bad for your health (
unless you're a teacher, in which case staying in school could be detrimental), but who knew that
sitting on the porch was so dangerous?
In the time it took me to write today's post, the
Sun published an article about
another murder. Someone was killed at about 3:00 this morning in the 5400 block of Crismer Ave. in the Northern (or would that be Northwestern?).
And wow again. MJB just sent me a
really disturbing article from the Post reporting that 49-year-old Calvert County resident Ricky Joseph Salvatore got all hepped up on beer, weed and PCP, listened to the song "41 Shots" on the radio, then fatally shot his younger brother.
Damn. I didn't realize that Shannon Dudley got
stabbed in the heart. That's brutal. Of course, the two kids who were charged claim they didn't do it.
Wise words from Annapolis murder victim Jerome Hughes' grandmother during an emotional sentencing where
Dupree Rashard Williams got 17 years: "You have to forgive. If you don't, it's like a cancer. It's time for all of you to grow up."
Someone in Baltimore is making some
serious threats against the folks at CASA de Maryland.
Convicted car thief William Spessard
escaped from a work detail yesterday with the old "I gotta pee" routine. Haven't these prison guards ever watched any movies? OF COURSE he was trying to escape. Like, duh.
Today is a rough news day for city workers. DPW employee Melvin Talbot was arrested for
allegedly selling smack while he was working on Pulaski Highway, and a Public Works supervisor was arrested at the salt dome (or is that Salt Dome?) on Falls Rd. this morning for allegedly
stealing water from a distributing company.
I wonder who
plundered the Thunder from Down Under?
Pasadena Purses Pilfered! (I totally missed my calling as a headline writer for the
New York Post.
Did Natasha Terresa Fowlkes lead the Edgewood attack that paralyzed Gregory Simmons, or was she innocently in the wrong place at the wrong time? Only God and the jury
know for sure.
Hey Luke, where's your
monthly recap? There are still a lotta dead people in May who need to be acknowledged, even if WJZ says this has been the
least homicidal May since the '70s.