Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Craigslist ad of the Week

HBO THE WIRE NEEDS ASAP
FOR SAT. 7/28/07 NON UNION NUDE CORPSES

1 FEMALE 2 MALE- AGE 18-70
$125.00 FOR THE SHOT
PLEASE REPLY WITH A NON NUDE PHOTO, ALL CONTACT NUMBERS. MUST BE AVAILABLE ALL DAY SAT 7/28/07
AND NO PROBLEM WITH PLAYING A NUDE CORPSE.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ESTABLISHED IN THE WIRE..PLEASE DO NOT REPLY-NEW FACES PLEASE

10 comments:

ppatin said...

Aww crap, I wish I'd seen that a few days ago. I'd love to get a chance to appear on my favorite show, even if it is as a nude corpse.

ppatin said...

Rumor has it that the two cops were part of a gang initiation (could be complete BS, most "gang initiation" stories are) and although there were plenty of witnesses, nobody saw anything.

Gavin said...

Where was this posted?! I'd love to keep an eye out for this sort of thing. My parents love The Wire... "Mom, I'm going to be naked and dead on TV tonight!" Every mother's dream.

ppatin said...

Whoops, my earlier post should have said "were shot as part of a gang initiation."

John Galt said...

From wjz's coverage of the shooting of the two officers,

Paul M. Blair, the president of the city's police union, says the shootings "prove how dangerous this job is. Whoever believes this city is safe doesn't go out on the streets."

Anonymous said...

I'd love to be able to add "Nude Corpse" to my resume. Unfortunately I don't think anyone else would appreciate my being nude on TV, corpse or otherwise.

Maurice Bradbury said...

a friend forwarded it from craigslist -- of course, what can't you find on there!

Maurice Bradbury said...

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/tfr/

John Galt said...

Remember what I said about the many opportunities to remove Brandon Grimes from the streets before he killed Offr. Chesley ?

Well, WBAL's Jayne Miller was listening.

Unknown said...

Hey, if someone does find it, send it to me, I really like the show.

Craig
craig@craigslist.org