Thursday, January 3, 2008

January 3

The man killed at a New Year's party in Cherry Hill was 28-year-old Linwood Colvin.

The man killed in Edgewood on Sunday was ID'd as 23-year-old Tyree Eugene Brown.

Kerri King is one classy lady.

Kelvin Poke could've taught Samuel L. Jackson a thing or two about being a bad motherfucker.

Better to be distraught than dead, jackass.

A teenager was stabbed on Seagull Ave. in Cherry Hill last night, but was able to run to the Southern police station.

Assault charges against bus beating victim Sarah Kreager have been dismissed.

Anthony Showell's family swears that the cops have got the wrong guy.

If you see a 6' white dude walking around Highlandtown, call the police. (If there's no post here tomorrow, then you called the cops on the wrong 6' white dude.)

Brian Keith Scott is in jail after robbing a Westminster Subway shop.

Steven Vernarelli's lawyers are preparing a $100M lawsuit against the BPD after claiming that three officers sexually sodomized him near Hopkins Hospital.

Judge Richard D. Bennett told Ponzi schemer and repeat offender David McDowell Robinson that "a lengthy prison term is clearly going to be imposed by me."

Convicted murderer James Kulbicki won't get a new trial, no matter how many college degrees Joseph Kopera lied about.

Rodricks reaches out to future murderers and murder victims.

Jews rule.

The Philly City Paper pays respect to David Simon and takes a shot at those of us who prefer low-hanging fruit to the sweet nectar of truth.

5 comments:

bdshayne said...

WJZ has a picture of your 6' white dude.

taotechuck said...

Whew. Not me.

John Galt said...

Fatal shooting today on the 3500 block, Howard Park Dr. off Liberty Heights. Male.

ppatin said...

"A green Ford Explorer, its front end damaged, was seen leaving the scene. It belonged to Kerri J. King, 35, a part-time stripper on Baltimore's Block who was arrested at her home in Elkton more than six hours after the incident, police said. The SUV was recovered from a truck stop nearby.

King, who has four children, has not been charged in Brooks' death but was being held on a warrant for failing to appear in court in November on an earlier drunken-driving charge."

Four children.

*sigh*

It's always the losers who reproduce like rabbits. Who the hell is still stripping at 35 anyways?

ppatin said...

Oh, here's another quality quote.

"On Elkton's Danford Drive, a cul-de-sac of townhouses, King's neighbor Vanessa Broadard said she was awakened by loud banging on King's door early Tuesday. Shortly afterward, police officers took King away. Her children, ages 7 to 15 years, were placed in foster care.

"She seems to be a good person, a single mother with a lot of problems," Broadard said. "But who doesn't have problems nowadays?""

Uh, most of us don't have the sorts of problems that come from running down and killing police officers. Must have something to do with the fact that we try to avoid driving while intoxicated.

I wonder how many different babydaddies she had her four kids with?