Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Burning house of love

New hires at chez Bernstein. Wonder who wrote the press releases?

Two five-alarm fires downtown = mighty suspicious.
QTD: "Girls tryin ta get dressed in the street, I mean, runnin across the street butt naked just tryin to get their clothes on..."

Update on missing senior Lola Louise Brant: she was found in a clearing in the PA woods by a hunter, alive and confused.

4 comments:

ppatin said...

Hmm, first there's a fire where all the titty bars are, then a few hours later the part of town where all the gay people live starts burning. God's wrath upon sinners?

"Then the LORD rained on Sodom and Gomorrah sulfur and fire from the LORD out of heaven. And he overthrew those cities, and all the valley, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and what grew on the ground."

Abstract said...

Seriously, take your gay bashing and god hate elsewhere, the world is better without you

ppatin said...

Chill out, I was being facetious. I'm actually a hell-bound heathen who hasn't been to church since I was about 10 years old.

Abstract said...

Rock on, I'll bring the beer