Sunday, May 26, 2013

Babies.

Eddie Tarver
Me: "holy crap, somebody shot a baby!" Longtime Baltimroean: "well yeah, but he wasn't aiming for the baby." ... Eddie Tarver, 20, was arrested in the shooting* Friday evening in South Baltimore, which killed Carter Scott. His dad, Rashaw Scott, survived and ID'd Tarver, who had two accomplices sporting latex gloves. Scott, aka Davon Greene, had been charged with murder himself, highlighting the mix of protracted self-defense and revenge at the core of so many of the city's murders. Yesterday "Batts spoke with people at the shopping center before talking to the news media, posing for photographs with a group of young girls and dropping in on a wrestling-themed child's birthday being held in a vacant storefront in the strip mall."

Also on Saturday, the officer who arrested Eddie Tarver shot a suspect in Washington Village (nee Pigtown)

Clifton Bernard
In Suitland, PGC, a two-year-old boy, Jamar Shipe, was murdered on purpose, and surprise, surprise, mom's boyfriend is charged, one Clifton Edward Bernard.

In the kitchen of the Towson Sheraton, one employee stabbed another in the head. The Towson Sheraton, room 1029, is also where in 2009 a man from NY, William Parente, killed his whole family.* For whatever reason Sheratons in general seem to attract a lot of nefarious activity.

Butthurt death merchants at Beretta have decided not to move out of Maryland after all, though took the opportunity to sniff via press release, "The idea now of investing additional funds in Maryland and thus rewarding a government that has insulted our customers and our products is offensive* to us so we will take steps to evaluate such investments in other states." Never thought I'd think this but have to hand it to tobacco companies at least a little-- when states started limiting advertising and smoking in bars and so forth, at least they took it on the chin, diversified their holdings and spared us all the faux vapors and couch-swooning.

Sunday Media Blabber Corner:
Former Commissioner Ed Norris is recovering after his motorcycle accident. He suffered a broken shoulder, broken ribs and minor brain damage.

Not long after Bernadette Woods' departure, dreamboat reporter Adam May announced he's leaving WJZ* for Al Jazeera, an opportunity that lets his family-- husband Derek Valcourt and their son-- stay in Baltimore. Al Jazeera is located in Doha, Qatar, where the penalty for same-sex sex is up to five years in prison, time that may include whippings. Oh, and if you drink a Cosmo? Whipping.
...update at 11:35, just watched his final sign-off and got verklempt. What a classy guy.
Sheldon Dutes has also left town, begging the question--  who's going to be the next candy for the hungry eyeballs of local news-watching ladies age 29-39? I demand to know!

Dick Irwin's* funeral will be on Tuesday.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The SUN quotes shooter Eddie Tarver's mother, Tonya Gettis. MD Judiciary shows a Tonya Tarver-Gettis at an Old York Rd address, same as Christian Gettis, known to anyone following crime in B-More and I believe currently incarcerated by the Feds. This connection would seem to make the BPD's not-a-random-shooting a huge understatement. A comment questioning possible connection was removed from the SUN site, but if this is the same cluster of criminals, makes this an even bigger story, IMO.

Anonymous said...

I like your crime updates. However, your politics are divisive and generally childish. Stick to reporting the facts to avoid looking like an ass.

Maurice Bradbury said...

I am not a reporter, but I am just big enough of an ass to point out to you how funny it is to call me childish and divisive when grown-ass Jeffrey Reh just made empty threats he couldn't follow through with to get what he wanted, and when that didn't work did not even have the sense to STFU.

I can't think of a single manufacturer in the history of this country that threw a public fit when faced with having to institute consumer-product-safety regulations. Did Detroit throw itself a pity party when the feds "insulted" them by requiring seat belts? When the FDA announced it would test baby formula for quality did Enfamil issue a press release about how insulted and offended they were? Of course not, because they sensibly realize nothing can come of it but your company looking somewhere between disreputable and ridiculous. A person as impulsive and emotional as Jeffrey Reh wouldn't make it on the board of a Condo Association, but I guess the gun trade has a different set of standards.