Fenton does math so we don't have to:*
Homicide clearance rate of 2013: 50.2.
Percentage of victims with criminal records: 86.4
Percentage of alleged perps with criminal records: 86
Deadliest neighborhood: Belair-Edison*
Percentage of victims who were shot who died of their wounds: 31.7
Percentage of dead victims shot in the head: 55
Our famous dine-n-dasher, Andrew Palmer, was arrested yet again* after running up a $50 tab for vittles and libations. What restaurant manager on the planet hasn't heard tell of this guy? The one stuck working the New Year's day at the Kona Grill Inner Harbor, apparently.
Somebody robbed the Towson Starbucks at York & Burke at around 6 a.m., and on Dec. 29th somebody robbed the Starbucks in the strip mall near the Giant* on York Rd. (BTW, while the County police chief was on TV crowing about their low murder rate, he noted that they had linked the robberies around Towson University to three different groups).
The chair of Baltimore's chapter of the NAACP is not impressed* with Batt's "everyday people" quip.
No es bueno: Curt Anderson was caught on tape remarking on how there's an "amazing" number of "Mexicans" working on building contracts. You should know, Curt Anderson, a diversity of South Americans are being exploited on our local building sites.
Torrey Smith is in agua caliente for calling some dude in pink socks a "queen."
Julius Henson still breathing, opposes Berea liquor license transfer
The Brew compiled a tidy year-end summary of last year's fuckery
Feel-good story: Glen Burnie woman scares off muggers by screaming and freaking out.
Slumlord shamer Carol Ott reports "I am being represented by Peter Keith, Esq. of Gallagher Evelius & Jones, LLP."
Homicide clearance rate of 2013: 50.2.
Percentage of victims with criminal records: 86.4
Percentage of alleged perps with criminal records: 86
Deadliest neighborhood: Belair-Edison*
Percentage of victims who were shot who died of their wounds: 31.7
Percentage of dead victims shot in the head: 55
Our famous dine-n-dasher, Andrew Palmer, was arrested yet again* after running up a $50 tab for vittles and libations. What restaurant manager on the planet hasn't heard tell of this guy? The one stuck working the New Year's day at the Kona Grill Inner Harbor, apparently.
Somebody robbed the Towson Starbucks at York & Burke at around 6 a.m., and on Dec. 29th somebody robbed the Starbucks in the strip mall near the Giant* on York Rd. (BTW, while the County police chief was on TV crowing about their low murder rate, he noted that they had linked the robberies around Towson University to three different groups).
The chair of Baltimore's chapter of the NAACP is not impressed* with Batt's "everyday people" quip.
No es bueno: Curt Anderson was caught on tape remarking on how there's an "amazing" number of "Mexicans" working on building contracts. You should know, Curt Anderson, a diversity of South Americans are being exploited on our local building sites.
Torrey Smith is in agua caliente for calling some dude in pink socks a "queen."
Julius Henson still breathing, opposes Berea liquor license transfer
The Brew compiled a tidy year-end summary of last year's fuckery
Feel-good story: Glen Burnie woman scares off muggers by screaming and freaking out.
Slumlord shamer Carol Ott reports "I am being represented by Peter Keith, Esq. of Gallagher Evelius & Jones, LLP."
Shooting: 1620 Pennsylvania Avenue, dispatch time 7:41 pm. Adult male reported to be shot, district detectives are responding.
— Baltimore Police (@BaltimorePolice) January 6, 2014
Shooting: 921 Kevin Road, dispatch time 4:30 pm. Adult male shot, district detectives are investigating.
— Baltimore Police (@BaltimorePolice) January 5, 2014
Shooting: 1800 block W Fayette Street. Man reported to be shot in the hand. Western District detectives investigating. Dispatch time 2:32pm.
— Baltimore Police (@BaltimorePolice) January 3, 2014
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