Three people shot in four hours Monday* night, one fatally. But hey--
Still! Was it the new crime plan? The horrible weather? Something else?
Everyone at Stevenson University freaked the fuck out* yesterday after reports of man with a gun-- turns out it was a couple of guys hunting in the nearby woods.
And old Joan Carter Conway is at it again, trying to keep booze bars in Belvedere.* Carter is the wife of city liquor inspector Vernon Conway* and has a history of supporting wack hooch laws and praying to decide how to vote.
Did the Sun ax the City Paper's April Fools issue, or is that the joke? In other Sun news, a chicken on a toilet.
A silver alert has been issued for 92-year-old Grant Brucker, last seen on Joppa Road in Towson.
Also in Towson, a turned-over dump truck full of dirt.
Stolen deaf puppy returned to Timonium couple.
Fifty guns found in Cecil Co home.
Baltimore Police have reported 6 homicides for the month of March. How rare is that? It's never happened before in 44 years of data
— Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) April 1, 2014
Update: Per @justingeorge, one of the victims who self-transported to the hospital last night died. Revise March total to 7 victims
— Justin Fenton (@justin_fenton) April 1, 2014
Still! Was it the new crime plan? The horrible weather? Something else?
Everyone at Stevenson University freaked the fuck out* yesterday after reports of man with a gun-- turns out it was a couple of guys hunting in the nearby woods.
And old Joan Carter Conway is at it again, trying to keep booze bars in Belvedere.* Carter is the wife of city liquor inspector Vernon Conway* and has a history of supporting wack hooch laws and praying to decide how to vote.
Did the Sun ax the City Paper's April Fools issue, or is that the joke? In other Sun news, a chicken on a toilet.
Stolen deaf puppy returned to Timonium couple.
Fifty guns found in Cecil Co home.
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