Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Jive Turkeys

Only two murders this week, only 53 so far this year!

35 years for "Turkey," associated with organization responsible for murder of Sintia Mesa

Anguished mom sees 2nd conviction for 2nd murdered child

... there's a headline: "U.S. ARMY SOLDIER SENTENCED TO OVER 17 YEARS IN PRISON FOR OPERATING A BROTHEL"; perp was a 23-year-old from Chillicothe, Ohio operating out of Millersville.

Day late & dollar short dept: after teacher Hanna Wheeling was murdered at Cheltenham, the Department of Juvenile Services "instituted several safety measures, in terms of increased lighting throughout the campus [and] implemented the buddy system for employees." In the meantime, Donald DeVore, head of Maryland's Department of Juvenile Services, honored Wheeling's years of service and brutal murder by shirking a requested appearance at the state house.

5 comments:

Cham said...

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Dopple said...

Don't forget Mark Viviano, the sports caster, was mugged in Druid Hill park. Everyone should be aware that walking down the street on a cell phone or wearing earbuds will result in an attack. Be careful.

Maurice Bradbury said...

.. at least if you're on the phone you can be like, "oh shiz, I'm being mugged! Call the authorities!"

Dopple said...

It happens so fast you don't really get to say anything, BUT, if you just give them the phone, the police will have 'em in cuffs in a few hours. Tracking is a wonderful thing.

Cham said...

Under Armour is making a massive pest of themselves today.