“Paxil! Paxil! Hennessy and Paxil! Weed!"

Officer Tommy Portz, 32, was killed after rear-ending a fire truck.

Creepy! Alleged Essex home intruder Troy Thames lived only three blocks away from house he broke into, and is wanted for groping a 12-year-old

Speaking of ew, Bel Air High football players forced to miss two games after being accused of teabagging freshman team members, "disturbing acts almost too disgusting to repeat." Almost never killed a fly, Kelly McPherson!

Clyde Blamberg not impressed by clergy's call to sign their arms-dealers' code of conduct

Postal worker pleads guilty to stealing cash, checks and gift cards from the mails

Michael Kenneth Williams' depression cure: “Paxil! Paxil! Hennessy and Paxil! Weed!"

"Hampden merchants warm up to methadone clinic"