Tuesday, March 9, 2010

and now a batshit white woman

How about the Lifetime drama of this tale: buttleggin' Karla Porter, who allegedly enlisted her quinquagenarian siblings, a nephew and some random guys to help kill her husband, blamed the murder on a "black male," got found out when she tried to pay a witness to leave town, showed up at the victim's funeral with plagiarized poetry and wildflower-seed bookmarks; got arrested, pulled the "abused wife" card ... oh just read the story already.

5 comments:

Cham said...

Ms. Porter I think chose the wrong state to pull that mysterious black man did it combo'd with the abused wife routine. She should have relocated to Tennessee and then killed her husband there for that to work.

ppatin said...

"Ms. Porter I think chose the wrong state to pull that mysterious black man did it "

Uh, take a look at crime statistics...

Her big screw up was involving five other retards in her plot.

Cham said...

In order to pull the black man did it thing you should have a black man somewhere in the vicinity and some evidence that he might have done it. If you plan to use the abusive husband card, you should have a record of a few hospital visits involving broken bones. Don't just go mouthing off with the excuses, get prepared first. I also agree that one should perform their own crimes and not bring other retards into the less-than-thought-out plot.

Hambone said...

But what will become of that adorable dog?

Anonymous said...

LMFAO! Im thinking the author of this blog is some kind of cracker hatin fool! You are so fast to throw a white person under the bus. Its alright tho, because you run a blog about the terrible things that niggers to in this fucked up city that just happens to be 60% niggers hahaha. Ever thing there was a connection? This terrible, run down, crime infested city is well over 60% niggers?! DAMNNN!!!