Two men found each shot in their respective arms
in a car right next to Homeland, at Bellona and E. Northern Parkway. But relax, Homelanders, police say they were shot elsewhere and drove there. Wonder how they were discovered?
Police tweeted regarding a "Questionable death" in the 900 block of Saint Dunstan's Road. "Homicide detectives are investigating." (But relax, Homelanders,
that's on the bad side of St. Dunstan's Road).
In a nod to the quaint reporting techniques of a bygone era,
CP's Van Smith is physically in the
Greenbelt courthouse for
the trial of Daniel Gerard Joaquin McIntosh Sr., 36. McIntosh, co-owner of the
now-closed Sonar and
Talking Head bars and
McCabe's in Hampden is accused of being involved in a conspiracy with 15 others to sell a literal ton of pot in a
prodigious operation that involved planes, trucks and
local stash houses. If convicted he faces life in prison based on his four prior felony convictions. (The jury won't know about his priors or the potential sentence. Still, what would you do on that jury? Selling pot after four convictions is criminally stupid, no doubt, and he seems like kind of a wiener, but
$38k a year from taxpayers to support this guy for the rest of his life just for the selling of the pot? Smart move, taking that to a federal jury. I can't think of six denizens I know who wouldn't nullify the pants off that case.) The
CP's referring to it the 'Nicka Conspiracy,' as one
Matt Nicka was supposedly the guy in charge, the other accused conspirators are Keegan Leahy (pleaded guilty), Anthony Marcantoni, David D’Amico, Gretchen Peterson, Jeffrey Putney, Daniel Fountain, Andrew Sharpeta, Jeremey Landsman, Sean Costello, Ian Travis Minshall, Michael Phillips, Adam Constantinides, and Joseph Spain.
If you
❤ charts you'll be all aflutter at the latest missive from the Bernstein bureau, showing how his circuit court conviction rate is housing Jessamy's-- a charteriffic rejoinder to critics who have groused about the office's gloomy murder clearance numbers.
A guilty plea in federal court from 34-year-old Evan Foreman, who robbed check-cashing joints, a liquor store and the PNC bank inside the Owings Mills Giant (where one of his brothers worked).
Harriet Taylor, 56, pleaded guilty to wire fraud in a mortgage-title scheme that netted her $1.5 million. Mortgage lenders sent her the money for properties, Taylor kept the money, and somehow managed to get away with that for an entire year.
QTD: "You can't equate your sin with my skin!" In this month's
Mother Jones, some
behind-the-scenes on the fight for marriage in MD, including the beaucoup d'$$ funneled to a PGC "bishop" by the National Organization for Marriage. But the bigots aren't the only ones getting out-of-state money, last night Annie Linskey
brushed shoulders with swells in Soho,* including Dubya's daughter Barbara (aka "the hot one").
Pay yer taxes people, because The Man does not ef around and will throw yer azz in jail -- like
Lauryn Hill, or this
guy Makushamari Gozo from Zimbabwe, arrested for fraudulently collecting more than $180k in refunds that he claimed he was owed for buying 39 million gallons of "alternative fuel."
The Man also
closed down the Loads of Fun art space in station north after somebody squealed to the housing authority that artists were subverting the dominant paradigm by using it as a flophouse.
And some sad media blabber: after a decade, the
Urbanite* es muerto. It will cease publication at the end of the month.
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